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NackerHughes 12 hours ago [-]
I click. I see an anime girlie bot challenge screen. I hear zoomer pop in ~32k 16-bit stereo. I see JavaScript animations and a seizure-inducing vibecoded layout. I close the tab.
"Miss the old web?" The author wasn't even born then.
a34729t 5 hours ago [-]
Anubis is awesome, but yeah everything else... gtfo
suobset 12 hours ago [-]
Well I am on the millennial/Gen Z cusp, and I think the new "old web" is a recreation of the corner of the Internet that puts humans before bots (as opposed to faithfully recreating it). Then again this website feels like it's doing a little too much.
floren 12 hours ago [-]
Or too little... aside from themes and music and a chatbox there's not much to it.
coffeeindex 11 hours ago [-]
They were clearly just having some fun with the site..
abracadaniel 10 hours ago [-]
Also, this seems exactly like what the classic web would’ve looked like if we’d had the ability to do it.
gnoll_of_gozag 4 hours ago [-]
try as hard as you can, you can't hide the claude style of frontend. get out, poser
fzorb 3 hours ago [-]
This is literally everything terrible about web design in $CURRENT_YEAR.
benlivengood 11 hours ago [-]
The graphics were never that good in the old days.
"Miss the old web?" The author wasn't even born then.